I’m blonde…and I can make an army of blonde people?
I have the power to fall in love at first sight on christmas day while my friends die around me
I can strangle my enemies with their own red tape
…being a husband *whispers* in space
I can send pictures of my wang to women and lose all face in the political world. …But at least I’m also ~amazing~
Have the powers of being an evil copycat-thing of Den-O and having the exact same powers as that Kamen Rider. Only evily-er. Because I’m evil.
(idk i can’t even remember the movie he’s from anymore)